How it Works

Each state has chosen its best representative to compete in the national pageant. Each contestant has been medically examined to assure true virginity, and thoroughly vetted to assure purity of heart. These are truly the best women America has to offer. From now until July 4th, FOX TV will air broadcasts of the pageant. As we strive to select the perfect candidate, each round will eliminate contestants, until a final pool of five contestants remain. President Donald J. Trump will then make the final, crucial decision in a nationally-televised ceremony.

A statue of each year's winner will be placed on the National Mall, in what will come to be known as the Procession of Honor. In recognition of the ultimate sacrifice given by the winner, her family will be treated to a week's stay in the President's fabulous Mar-a-Lago resort.

Photo credits:

All photos are from Flickr.com, Creative Commons License.

Image of volcano: Rule Brtannia1
Image of Sarah Palin: Gage Skidmore
Alabama: Begemot dn
Alaska: Always shooting
Arizona: Ann Gearhart
Arkansas: Bardia Photography
California: Adam Jones
Colorado: Birdy 206
Connecticut: Bradfordst219
Delaware: Brian-McCarthy
Florida: Cait S
Georgia: Charlot West
Hawaii: Chris Hunkeler
Idaho: Cristee Dickson
Illinois: Emerson Quinn
Indiana: Hayden Beaumont
Iowa: Hernan Pinnera
Kansas: HoneyOnline
Kentucky: Jason Pier in DC
Louisiana: Jeffrey Pott
Maine: Joel Galbraith
Maryland: John Polivolaris
Massachusetts: Jorge Saad
Michigan: Lauren Kisner
Minnesota: Mihhailov
Mississippi: Miss A
Missouri: Nick Savchenko
Montana: Or Hiltch
Nebraska: Patriziasoliani
Nevada: phuket@photographer.net
New Hampshire: Portrait 24 Norm Chen IMOT
New Jersey: Ricardo Liberato
New Mexico: Richard Foster
New York: Ricky Tang
North Carolina: Sandra Teusnik
North Dakota: Sangudo
Ohio: Sangudo
Oklahoma: Sara Ashley
Oregon: Stephen Bradley
Pennsylvania: Victor Semionov
Rhode Island: Vladimir Pustovit
South Carolina: Vladimir Pustovit
South Dakota: Vladimir Pustovit
Tennessee: Vladimir Pustovit
Texas: Vladimir Pustovit
Utah: Vladimir Pustovit
Vermont: Vladimir Pustovit
Virginia: Walter
Washington: Wbeem
West Virginia: Eileen Inca
Wisconsin: Wim Vandenbussche
Wyoming: Yuri Samoilov

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I love America!

I love Jesus!

I love President Trump!

Reason I entered:

My Daddy’s an unemployed coal miner, and I’m hoping that if I win he’ll get his job back.

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I love Jesus!

I love President Trump!

Reason I entered:

To be the ultimate Prayer Warrior.

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Reason I entered:

What better purpose for a woman could there possibly be?

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Reason I entered:

To make America great again.

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God showed us you can't have forgiveness without a death, so I'm offering my life so that the sins of our fathers might be forgiven.

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I love Jesus!

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Reason I entered:

In a good society, sometimes people have to die.

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Reason I entered:

To honor the memory of the great Ronald Reagan.

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Reason I entered:

To make sure the Supreme Court continues to defend the free market.

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Reason I entered:

I’m happy to do my part to keep America Christian.

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Reason I entered:

To defeat George Soros’s army.

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Reason I entered:

To honor the memory of Phyllis Schlafly

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To show what the proper role of women can be.

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I entered to support a limited government.

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I entered to support a free market where billionaires are free to get the most people possible to work for the least money possible.

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To end the war on Christmas!

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To return our country to the values of its slave-holding Christian founders.

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Reason I entered:

To honor the memory of Ayn Rand.

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Reason I entered:

To serve our glorious President.

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To keep the terrorists out.

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Reason I entered:

Because I don't want to be a loser.

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Reason I entered:

To improve ratings for Fox News.

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Reason I entered:

To impress Jodie Foster.

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Reason I entered:

To end Hillary Clinton's plot to assassinate Republicans.

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To make sure a President's tax returns are never revealed to the public.

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Reason I entered:

To make sure the Russians stay our friends.

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I love Jesus!

I love President Trump!

Reason I entered:

I had a vision while I prayed that I was standing at the peak of a mountain, and a fire erupted and spoke to me, and told me to enter this contest.

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I love America!

I love Jesus!

I love President Trump!

Reason I entered:

To defeat Communism.

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I want to follow Christ’s example.

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Reason I entered:

I always wanted to be famous.

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To get to meet President Trump.

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I love Jesus!

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I have a brother in the army, and I want him to be safe.

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I love Jesus!

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Reason I entered:

To help America return to Jesus.

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To keep billionaires from having to give up their God-given money to the evil of taxes.

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To restore the Constitution to its original form, before we started inventing rights for slaves and women and crooks and stuff.

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To get rid of Obamacare.

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To inspire the unemployed.

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To honor the memory of Barry Goldwater.

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To put an end to Planned Parenthood.

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To put an end to Sesame Street.

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To make sure lesbians don’t take over the world.

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To make sure people have the freedom to choose whatever Christian denomination they like.

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To defeat the Jewish cabal that’s taken over the media.

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To make school prayer a requirement.

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To show that climate change is a hoax.

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For fewer regulations.

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To eradicate the scourge of girls using the wrong bathrooms.

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I love Jesus!

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My sister lost her sight when she was a little girl, and if I win, I’m hoping she’ll get her sight back.

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I love Jesus!

I love President Trump!

Reason I entered:

Winning will make me prettier.

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Reason I entered:

To honor the memory of John Birch.

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I love Jesus!

I love President Trump!

Reason I entered:

To show those Muslims the proper way to treat women!